12. juni 2009

how to study for your final exams:

The entire day before your exam: You read, read, read and read


About 23.00: You find out that this is harder than you thought, and my God, is that a panic attack you feel coming on?
00.30: You feel the stress, and you're not that far from crying. Not a chance in hell you're sleeping tonight, so cue Burn no. 1
01.30: "Wait, is that an idea?" While you sip on the second Burn of the night, you briefly fall under the impression that you had an idea, and this is all going to go fine.
Around 02.00: Realizing that no, it was just the caffeine talking, and that you're truly and utterly butt fucked. State of mind: freaking the fuck out.
04.00/04.30: Fuck this, I'm going to Hogwarts/ Screw this, this is stupid and I just wanna be a filmmaker.
05.00: Third Burn, and time to work, 'cause you really can't fail this shit...
05:30-80.40: Seriously hitting the books, make the presentation, memorize your notes, ignore your hands shaking, the nausea, the tiredness, and the fact that you can't really breathe at all, and tell yourself that this is going to be fine. You know this stuff.

11.30: Have the exam, and fucking ACE IT!!! I got a 6 on my last exam, talk about finishing with a bang! :)




The rest of the day until morning: party like you just aced an exam, and finfished twelve years of school!!!!

(old photo, but you get the picture)

2 kommentarer:

FridaTrollet sa...

I loves it!! =D Fantastisk oppsummering!

Emilie Blue sa...

realisktisk og virkelighetstro.
Det var dette jeg gjorde natta til eksamen....